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Hey everybody, what's up? This to my website and that's what I look like with make up on and my new teeth. Anyhoo, when I'm not body building and making crazy cash I'm trying to act and write funny stuff for people to laugh at.

I stand in front of the mirror and try to come up with stupid stuff that I think is funny. When that doesn't work I throw on some ACDC and pretend to be Angus Young and Bon Scott - AT THE SAME TIME. When I get tired of ACDC I play the greatest and definitive rock n roll band of all time...LED ZEPPLIN. I don't try to play the air like Page or mouth the words like Mr. Plant. I just fall to my knees and pray. By the way, for all of you that filled in the dots with the Stones or Beatles you should go to another website right now.

I like to take girls out and talk about myself a great deal over wine I can't afford. I also tend to exaggerate (that's fancy for lie) about my past. I tell girls that I used to be a "fighter" for example and that I'm "lucky not to be in jail". Pathetic but then someone told me the girls like a bad boy.

I wish I had a scar. I'd also like to be a little more muscular. Actually I'd like bigger bones and two inches added to my legs. I think my legs may be a little short for my torso.

Also, I'm a little annoyed at my skin tone. It's ruddy. I prefer olive skin and thick black hair, instead of the gentle mud colored wisps I constantly have to rearrange so as not to look as bald as I really am.